eres un estudiante de fisica si...

* you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
* you enjoy pain.
* you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
* you chuckle whenever anyone says 'centrifugal force.'
* you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
* it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
* you always do homework on Friday and Saturday nights.
* you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
* you think in 'math.'
* you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
* you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
* you have a pet named after a scientist.
* you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
* the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
* you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says 'Exit.'
* you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
* you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
* you consider ANY non-science course 'easy.'
* when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
* the 'fun' center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
* you'll assume that a 'horse' is a 'sphere' in order to make the math easier.
* chopping potatoes and other vegetables reminds you of taking partial derivatives. (Kent Fisher)
* you cringe/die a little on the inside when an engineer raises their hand during lecture. (Andrew Erlandson)
* when your midterm is passed the midterm point, you call it 'midterm plus delta midterm'
* you have decorated your bedroom celing with glowstars, having precisely calculated how many you need to be able to read by their light output. (Elizabeth Gould)
* when you say something everyone looks at you as if you were greek...integral, equivalent, derivative, and asymptote are normal english words right? (Max Shchemelinin)
* you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.



Chespi.